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lazy alien tee

$45.00 USD

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Color Black White

size M L XL 2XL

Quantity

size chart (cm & inches)

🔗 Universal Size Guide (Flat-lay Measured)

Flat-lay measured. 0.5–1 in variation may occur.

① Tops (Tees / Shirts)

Size	Length	Chest	Shoulder	Sleeve
M	28.7 in	48.8 in	21.3 in	9.1 in
	(73 cm)	(124 cm)	(54 cm)	(23 cm)
L	29.5 in	50.4 in	22.0 in	9.4 in
	(75 cm)	(128 cm)	(56 cm)	(24 cm)
XL	30.3 in	52.0 in	22.8 in	9.8 in
	(77 cm)	(132 cm)	(58 cm)	(25 cm)
2XL	31.1 in	53.5 in	23.6 in	10.2 in
	(79 cm)	(136 cm)	(60 cm)	(26 cm)

② Bottoms (Pants / Shorts)

Size	Length	Waist	Hip	Leg Opening
M	39.4 in	26.8 in	41.7 in	9.4 in
	(100 cm)	(68 cm)	(106 cm)	(24 cm)
L	40.2 in	28.3 in	43.3 in	9.8 in
	(102 cm)	(72 cm)	(110 cm)	(25 cm)
XL	40.9 in	29.9 in	44.9 in	10.2 in
	(104 cm)	(76 cm)	(114 cm)	(26 cm)
2XL	41.7 in	31.5 in	46.5 in	10.6 in
	(106 cm)	(80 cm)	(118 cm)	(27 cm)

③ Outerwear (Jackets)

Size	Length	Chest	Shoulder	Sleeve
M	29.5 in	50.0 in	21.7 in	23.6 in
	(75 cm)	(127 cm)	(55 cm)	(60 cm)
L	30.3 in	51.6 in	22.4 in	24.0 in
	(77 cm)	(131 cm)	(57 cm)	(61 cm)
XL	31.1 in	53.1 in	23.2 in	24.4 in
	(79 cm)	(135 cm)	(59 cm)	(62 cm)
2XL	31.9 in	54.7 in	24.0 in	24.8 in
	(81 cm)	(139 cm)	(61 cm)	(63 cm)

📝 Most pieces are designed for a relaxed, oversized silhouette.

Choose your regular size for a loose fit, or size down for a closer fit.
Flat-lay measured. 0.5–1 in variation may occur.

shipping info

we ship with tracking.

usually shows up in 10 to 16 days, depends where you are.

you’ll get a link when it’s moving.

see shipping policy

returns (within 30 days)

not what you hoped for?

you’ve got 30 days to send it back or swap.

just don’t take the tags off.

read return policy

how it fits (flat-lay sizing)

we like it loose and easy.

all flat-lay sizes are on the page.

need help? just ask. we’re chill.

hello@noopee.store

You throw it on half-awake and somehow it works.
The alien just chills there—kinda weird, kinda fun.
Colors feel like they’ve been washed too many times, in a good way.
Like your mood when you don’t really care, but still kinda look good.

Size Guide (in inches)

Size	Length	Chest	Shoulder	Sleeve
M	28.3	46.5	21.3	8.7
L	29.1	48.0	21.7	9.1
XL	29.9	49.6	22.0	9.4
2XL	30.7	51.2	22.4	9.8

Fit & Feel

Relaxed fit with a natural drop on the shoulders.
Loose without being baggy — gives you space to move, without swallowing your shape.
The cotton blend is breathable and soft, perfect for summer walks or layering under a jacket.